Occasionally, users may observe unidentified flying objects interacting with the platform. While surprising, UFO activity is generally harmless and rarely requires intervention unless they begin offering unsolicited upgrades.
Recognizing UFO Interference
You may be experiencing UFO-related system behavior if:
Icons drift slightly upward, as though attempting to achieve lift
Pages load in patterns resembling crop circles
Notifications appear in languages you don’t recognize, including but not limited to: Galactic Basic, Binary, or Extremely Polite Morse Code
A soft humming noise follows you from screen to screen
If any of the above sound familiar, congratulations—you’ve made contact with our “High-Altitude Ambiguity Protocol.”
Recommended User Actions
There are several acceptable responses when encountering UFO-based anomalies:
Attempt communication via gentle tapping or confident nodding
Offer the craft a compliment on its aerodynamic design
Take a screenshot (the UFOs appreciate documentation for their portfolios)
Ignore the event entirely; extraterrestrials respect boundaries
Please refrain from throwing your device skyward in an attempt to “join them.” This voids most warranties.
If the Visitors Become Inquisitive
Rarely, the aerial guests may attempt deeper interaction, such as:
Rearranging your app layout into constellation shapes
Beaming up your cursor temporarily
Displaying messages that begin with “WE COME IN…” and end in buffering
Remain calm. This is standard interstellar curiosity.
Final Notes
Most UFO encounters resolve spontaneously after the visitors realize they’ve taken a wrong turn near Saturn. However, if your experience persists for more than one lunar cycle, feel free to open a ticket—ideally not during an abduction.